[working-class-worm]

[capitalisin]

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

[manasavalluru]

this is a problem that goes unnoticed too often please fucking fix it.

[kellymarietran]

no offense but this image looks exactly like finn and rey and i’m counting on yall to use it in all your finnrey aesthetics from now on

edit: here’s where the picture is from

[michelleengardt]

The other photos from the linked article:

[karadin]

the BB8 baby! 

[yellowgrowngreen]

My heart is full?!

[oncoming-nope]

This is the CUTEST SHIT

[taquito]

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

[gwynndolin]

im the cashier

[mens-rights-activia]

How to write an early 2000’s garage band song

[youindangergurl2]

😂😂

[alexsannuz]

This has so many twists I’M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF THEM

[the-formerone]

y’all didn’t have to put yellowcard on blast like that

[weheartbucky]

“It’s fun, the three of us. It’s really great when you come around to people after a year, a year and a half, even two years, and it’s like one minute hasn’t passed. Chris and Sebastian really have a way of working hard, and being smart and humble, not letting ego or any of this hollywood stuff get in the way of what’s important. That’s something I admire and work towards as well. So, it’s always fun to work together.” - Anthony Mackie

[theshitneyspears]

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

[pure-leafs]

[gahdamnpunk]

People with low income literally depend on dollar stores..

Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic answered:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[irisowl]

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

[ryannxp]

omfg

[sherlockvowsontheriverstyx]

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

[headboardlights]

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

[seasnailsplatoon]

[zeud]

all of the above 

[honeyed-beans]

The doctor: crying over the loss of Rose 

Donna: Immediately establishing her big dick energy on the entire franchise 

[royal-zach]

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

[puff-to-tuff]

thanks, i hate it

[maxinbc]

[chasers17]

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual